Why I kick so much A**

[elroypornlab]

First Off i just am a plain bad mutha ****** I mean I can stomp most anybody I have ever met.

Secondly I can drink my weight in booze

Thirdly I got hella cash

Fourth most bitches will fuck me on the first date

Fifth All my tattoos and piercings make other dudes wanna be me besides the aforementioned badassness

Sixth I know all the local band in my state on a first name basis

Seventh Vinnie Paul told me I was a bad mutha ****** personally

Those are the thing I can think of right now.

[Ricky L.]

Nice avatar heh. What kinda tattoes do you got. I was thinking of getting one on my upper arm.

[elroypornlab]

i have Flames going up my right arm to the elbow and the a half sleeve of zombies skeletons and shit on my left arm i have a Budweiser bottle cap a naked pin up girl and a Character from a Faust comic book on my left upper arm i have the sublime sun and a tat of hear no evil see no evil speak no evil it's a face with it's eyes ears and mouth sown shut and on my chest i have the Brazilian flame daemon and on the other i have the state of Texas i have Texas boy written across my shoulders on my legs i have a Tibetan mandala and on my other I have a A Tibetan soul weaver kind of a snake with a dragon head real colorful and my daughter name written in ancient German im gonna get Chug life written across my stomach and white trash written across the back of my arms

[ElGaggerino]

lol, chug life would be a badass tattoo.

i've always wanted to get a tattoo in tiny lettering right above my dick "watch the teeth." i figure anyone who reads it is blowing me, only reason i haven't gotten it is i'm affraid some chick would get offended and get all toothy on old flappy, and i couldn't have that.

i need to start looking for an idea for my next one, i'm not going to get any of that gay tribal shit, my tattoo artist said she'd hook me up with a leg sleeve from my ankle to knee of a koifish for 400, that'd be a fuckin deal.

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